It's December 23rd, and you all know what that means...It's a Festivus for the rest of us!
Set up your Festivus Pole, which is easy...it's centered around low maintance as there is no need for decoration...tinsle is distracting.
For Festivus Dinner prepare a nice meatloaf or some spaghetti...foods that are a red color are more...festive.
Now for the The Airing of Grievances...I've got a lot of problems with you people!
Wrap it all up with The Feats of Strength
Festivus is not considered over until the head of the family has been pinned to the ground.
In case any of you are taking me seriously, I don't celebrate Festivus. I just thought it was funny.
Merry Christmas
Works Cited <- See what College taught me
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus